How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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The government

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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gay people

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Im taking a shit right now.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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