What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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