- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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