- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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