- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

wanna here a good joke? me too.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

whats white and sticky glue

children burning

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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