- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

Cancer.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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