- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Punching a baby

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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