-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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The Game.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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