- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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