- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

HOLY SHIT!!!!

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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