What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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