- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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