Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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#IHateHashtags

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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baskets

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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pudding

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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