- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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