- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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