- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The government

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

a pornstar comes early to a party

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

gay people

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Im taking a shit right now.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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