A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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