- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

Women's Rights.

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

I like touching my boobs

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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