Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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Potassium? K.

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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