- Anti Joke

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

knock knock whos there? nobody

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog