- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

Womens' sports

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

gay people

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Latvia isn't a joke

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Im taking a shit right now.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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