my bubbles!

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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i was molested.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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