if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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SNAPPLE!

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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