a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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