How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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hi, im sober.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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