Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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hi hi strager danger

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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