A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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???????????? WTF?

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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