Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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GIVE

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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LIKE THIS!

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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