- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Potato!

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Make me famous

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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