- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Carrot fingers

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

The government

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

gay people

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Im taking a shit right now.

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