- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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