Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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