Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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Bacon is delcious.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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