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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

White men's rights

Nice belt.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Obamacare

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks