- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Your Mother

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

* anti-punchline

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

U mad?

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

I can count to potato.

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