-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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