- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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