A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

A man walks into a bar

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

You're a frog

President Donald Trump

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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