Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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#IHateHashtags

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4 hours later.

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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knock knock no ones home

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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