- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Women Sports.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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