- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

who is awesome? no one...

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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