- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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