Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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david poredos

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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