A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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