- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

You're a frog

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

A man walks into a bar

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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