- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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