- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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