hard cheese

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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no

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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