Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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Poop!!

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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