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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Do you like apples? Yes

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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