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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Potassium? K.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.