- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

to get to the other side.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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