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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

VAGINA.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Female rights.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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