- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

whats the stage after cancer? you die

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Can I ask you a question? You just did

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

your brother so fine that hes skinney

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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