- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

CAVE JOHNSON.

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