Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

Whats 2+1? 2.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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