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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

to get to the other side.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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