- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

Whats 2+1? 2.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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