- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

a pornstar comes early to a party

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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