- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like apples? Yes

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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