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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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