Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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4 hours later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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#IHateHashtags

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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