An Asian man fails a math test

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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