- Anti Joke

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.