- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

White men's rights

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

A black man walks Into a bar.

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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