- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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