Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Gay's

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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im at school

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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