how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

A French man gets into a fight

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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