- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

pudding

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

YOU

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

You're tall.

your moms my other ride

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