The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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Women's Rights.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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woman..parallel parking

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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Anti Joke

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